1. “We lost because we didn’t win.”- Ronaldo (Obviously bro.)
2. "I’ve had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.”- Paul Gascoigne ( I wonder if he's aware that 8+7=15)
3. “I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.”-Lee Hendrie ( Are you sure it wasn't retardation that told you that?)
4. “Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.”-John Greig ( Lmao, nice one)
5. "Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority."-Vince Lombardi ( Ha. that's like one of those "Which of these does not belong?" questions. I'd circle "self-denial" )
6. "Half this game is ninety percent mental" - Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies ( So , is half of the game mental ? or is 90% of it mental? Because that's NOT the same thing buddy)
7. "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theismann ( Maybe nobody told him that the guy's name was ALBERT Einstein...)
8. "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson ( But... a pair consists of TWO , and a line is STRAIGHT , which is the OPPOSITE of a circle ...)
9. “I never make predictions, and I never will.”-Paul Gascoigne ( You've been caught red handed, you predicted that you wouldnt predict. I predict your team's going to suck , as they always have.)
10. “Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails.”-Richard Park ( Duuuuuude , are you on the road , a train or a ship!?)
11. “I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.”-Sir Bobby Robson ( Somebody punch this guy for me -.-)
2. "I’ve had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.”- Paul Gascoigne ( I wonder if he's aware that 8+7=15)
3. “I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.”-Lee Hendrie ( Are you sure it wasn't retardation that told you that?)
4. “Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.”-John Greig ( Lmao, nice one)
5. "Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority."-Vince Lombardi ( Ha. that's like one of those "Which of these does not belong?" questions. I'd circle "self-denial" )
6. "Half this game is ninety percent mental" - Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies ( So , is half of the game mental ? or is 90% of it mental? Because that's NOT the same thing buddy)
7. "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theismann ( Maybe nobody told him that the guy's name was ALBERT Einstein...)
8. "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson ( But... a pair consists of TWO , and a line is STRAIGHT , which is the OPPOSITE of a circle ...)
9. “I never make predictions, and I never will.”-Paul Gascoigne ( You've been caught red handed, you predicted that you wouldnt predict. I predict your team's going to suck , as they always have.)
10. “Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails.”-Richard Park ( Duuuuuude , are you on the road , a train or a ship!?)
11. “I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.”-Sir Bobby Robson ( Somebody punch this guy for me -.-)
Welcome to Football season everyone , you gotta love it.
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